Welcome to Malayalam Movies, Free Malayalam Movies, Malayalam Songs, Malayalam Videos Mark forums read | View Forum Leaders
Malayalam Movies, Free Malayalam Movies, Malayalam Songs, Malayalam Videos






Reply
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Have A Nice Day !!
 
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 07-03-2009, 12:31 PM
sonia029's Avatar
Active Users
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Hertfordshire, U.K
Posts: 384
Thanks: 61
Thanked 113 Times in 54 Posts
Activity Longevity
0/20 7/20
Today Posts
ssssss384
Send a message via Yahoo to sonia029
Newdee Have A Nice Day !!

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.



**********

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"



**********

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


**********

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"



**********

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning



**********

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor"!!
.
__________________


Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to sonia029 For This Useful Post:
AneeshTvm (12-09-2009), teenprincess (07-19-2009)
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 07-03-2009, 05:45 PM
shibindaniel's Avatar
Active Users
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: qatar
Posts: 260
Thanks: 27
Thanked 36 Times in 11 Posts
Activity Longevity
0/20 7/20
Today Posts
ssssss260
Default

thanx for the post....
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 07-04-2009, 12:33 AM
bshabeer's Avatar
Active Users
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sharjah, UAE
Posts: 709
Thanks: 377
Thanked 343 Times in 134 Posts
Activity Longevity
0/20 6/20
Today Posts
ssssss709
Default

Thanks for sharing
__________________
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God
Painful moments, trust God
Every moment, thank God.

Shabeer Basheer
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 07-07-2009, 12:05 AM
Style Mannan's Avatar
Super Moderator
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Manchester
Posts: 6,423
Thanks: 1,157
Thanked 943 Times in 373 Posts
Activity Longevity
13/20 7/20
Today Posts
sssss6423
Default

nice ones sonia
__________________
.


We need to be the change we wish to see in the world......
.

en vazhee thaneee vazhi!!!

Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 12-09-2009, 02:28 PM
AneeshTvm's Avatar
Moderator
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: GOD'S OWN COUNTRY
Posts: 10,549
Thanks: 3,481
Thanked 2,309 Times in 2,040 Posts
Activity Longevity
20/20 4/20
Today Posts
ssss10549
Send a message via Yahoo to AneeshTvm
Default

nice shareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
__________________



Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
day, nice

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:10 PM.


 
Powered by vBulletin®, Copyright ©2000-2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.